Funny & Some variety

The latest slogn of boys

 

The latest slogn of boys:

Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

 

 

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

 

people like YOU always remain forever

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
we were playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

Evil made a mother-in-law

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

 

Better think before you smile

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

 

Sorry sms

Sometimes our friends are angry and it’s because of our own mistakes, and when we realize it we feel that we should say sorry, at this stage the problem of how to say sorry arises.
For that reason we have compiled a nice list of sorry sms, apology sms, sorry message, sorry quotes, and some decent poetry for saying sorry.
We hope you will love our collection, and give your feedback by voting each sms.

SORRY Means

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

I have made some mistakes, they rest in past

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

I am sorry, I love you

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Good Morning sms

May you begin this day with a smile on your face

May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning my love

Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

Good Night or good morning

X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”

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Good Morning..!!

Good Morning..!
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Ab neeche nashta
dhond rahe ho kia?
Aik bar keh to diya
“Good Morning”

welcome to sms