Funny & Some variety

The latest slogn of boys

 

The latest slogn of boys:

Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

 

 

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

 

people like YOU always remain forever

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
we were playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

Evil made a mother-in-law

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

 

Better think before you smile

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.